Hotel, I always knew that chick you were dating was the real reason behind your Derby win several years back.  Your picks are worse than mine, and THAT is saying something.  COL MOTEL - Booyah!

Miss KWAR,
With all due respect to your illusions of a past girlfriend of mine being responsible for MY Derby Title that year, I will simply answer your barb with what can only be the truth. Having one so many HR Derby titles already, I occasionly feel the need to give back. To be charitible. My team this year is just that. Giving money back to the Derby so someone else can win. I asked Spike how he picks his derby teams each season and just duplicated that strategy. It’s a fail-proof recipe for failure! Right Spike??

Plus, its ludicrous to suggest Hotel could have a girlfriend.

That IS ludicrous. My harem agrees…

My “worst team ever” was once again good enough to blow past your “team”.
Someone, as usual, spoke too soon…..

Once again good enough to blow past my team?  You might want to check back over the last 3 years…
HA-OOH Hotel, Next year I will bury you!

Next year,  next year,  ......how long have we been hearing that???  You’ve been hanging out with Sandy Alderson too much I see.  All that rubbing elbows with the Pads Execs is killing your derby chances…